So Much Publicity!

last vestige of my former life.

Just as the blog seems to be picking up steam and notoriety (HA HA just as I always predicted, of course. but for real I'm obsessed with anyone reading this right now) it seems that I have become busy somehow! Not busy like "omg-the new melrose place is on at the same time as 18 kids and counting" but ACTUALLY, real life busy! I have been traveling (just got back from Brazil - amazing time, amazing peopleeee getting crazy in taxis...apparently) and I'm going to Canada tomorrow which I think is my parents' final stab at saying "please get out now or we'll make you take more trips like this." I do have a lot to say about a myriad of topics but I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open wide enough to fully soak in the fact that Tom DeLay is on Dancing with the Stars dancing to "Wild Thing"...and doing a good job. So is Aaron Carter, for that matter (I mean, I haven't doubted him since "That's How I Beat Shaq") YouTube that immediately. Here are some things that seem to have happened while I was grinding to Ace of Base in a Brazilian discoteca:

1) Khloe Kardashian is getting married. HUH?? That family can do no wrong in my eyes but honestly KK #3. Think about this. You don't have to tie the knot just to prove you're not a man any more. The world is almost 98% sure you're not packing sausage anymore!

2) The Emmys happened. I don't really care or know who won anything bu

t the dresses were really interesting this year! Even Blake Lively (who, for some reason, my mind has ostracized from positive thoughts, looked smokin'). If you care about this type of thing at all check out this website: http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/

3) Summer Obsessions: Taylor from the rachel zoe project (her style and I Hate Everything attitude kill me), caipirinhas- made only with cachaça, not vods, blazers I need more but should probably start working before I commit money I don't have, amazing food - more importantly having time to make good things and/or eat it with great people- there's just no reason to eat bad food anymore, naps, great in any season but falling asleep poolside with a great book brings it to a whole new level of phenom relaxation.

4) also. WTF HAPPENED TO MY SUMMER?? Even my alma mater has begun classes which means its legit late in the game right now. Fortunately for me, the party continues! I'm going to SF after Canada to visit the 99% of my classmates who have chosen to reside in the bay arreeeaaaa after grad. I. Can't. Wait.

5) WHIP IT IS GOING TO BE MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

Here is an important video I took at the zoo in DC this summer. This sea lion scooted its way into my soul.