Yes it's been awhile free lovers. A full YEAR and 6 months. That's pretty insane that it has been that long since I last wrote but that a year and a half of my working life has passed me by. But in the summer since we last conversed I have managed to be employed by two different companies and moved to the city of my dreams. There is way too much in the world of all things pop that has transpired since the summer of 2009 (I am still very much in denial that it has been almost two years since I graduated from school and have taken up a very unhealthy habit of loudly proclaiming that I am TWENTY YEARS OLD every time I go out so every one can here - ME ME ME!!!) so let's just not even try.
Here are 5 things that I must say:
1. I am peeing my pants with excitement about Angry Boys.
2. I joined a touch football league HAHAHA but actually.
3. I have developed a very strange pretend friendship with Andy Cohen.
4. I own a ShakeWeight and have used it irregularly.
5. I want to know more about Gretchen Christine Beaute.
This post though has less to do with the world around me and more about what's within. Very deep within. Two of my best buds in the city and myself have decided to undertake what is known as a juice fast cleanse. Specifically the Blue Print Cleanse (insert obligatory link, twitter account, and Facebook page here) after conducting research on several other options. I myself tried the infamous Beyonce spicy lemon cleanse in school and looked great for about 2.5 hours until I ate a string cheese...which led to 2 cookies...which led to an entire box of Bagel Bites.
This time, however, I am excited to try something concocted by *expert* scientists and feast on a range of juice (Green with lettuce, kale, wheatgrass etc), a tangy citrus infused water, and cashew almond milk at bed time. I also feel excited that I will have two ladies by my side while we embark on this journey to true serenity. Can you tell I am seriously trying to psych myself up?? After going to Canyon Ranch with the mother, I must admit I have become a more intense believer in these healthy, holistic paths to overall well being and this fits nicely in line with the fact that the big 2-4 is juuuuust around the corner.
SO -
Twas the night before the cleanse and all through the apartment,
Every girl inside knew their food sins they must soon repent
They eagerly awaited the very next day
When their journey looking skins would soon be underway...
More of that terrible poem to come. For now, let's just hope I don't get too Hangry tomorrow and quit after the very first juice!
