I don't know how many of you are addicted to VH1 D-list reality shows like myself but this whole murder mystery surrounding one of the king douche bags on "Megan Wants a Millionaire" is so SO twisted. This model (by model I mean a COCKtail waitress at the Playboy Bunny club in our beloved Vegas) was found battered and dead and STUFFED INTO A SUITCASE. Someone had removed her TEETH and FINGERS. Without dental records, the identification of mutilated bodies is decidedly more difficult but our modern day Jack-the-Ripper underestimated detectives by leaving her surgically enhanced breasts untampered. This woman, turns out was eventually identified by serial number on he implants!!! This is straight from CSI. It's crazy. And sad. Anyway, maybe Double-F implantations with personalized information are not for everyone but perhaps we should all have some sort of chip in us...my dog has one in case she runs away, so clearly the technology is adaptable to organic species. Just a thought.
Unfortunately for addicts like me, VH1 has decided to postpone the release of future episodes indefinitely...or until this guy, who seemed like a pretty first rate contender from the first few episodes, is (unlikely) proven innocent. How will I ever know who Megan chose? (Apparently it's not him btw because its suspected that he ran away to Canada...Literally. Like, on foot) *tear* HOW WILL I EVER GET MY TRASHY REALITY FIX NOW?!!?!? uhhhh.
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