Dying of laughter

As I post this, I am sitting in my room crying with laughter (not totally alone, mind you...Luke from More to Love is keeping the edge of loneliness at bay for the time being) and stumbled upon this article from AVClub...which is one of my favorite websites anyway. 

http://www.avclub.com/articles/american-apparel-just-fucking-with-us-now-and-fore,32057/

I went to American Apparel earlier today and am marveling at how accurate this is. READ IT. you'll laugh.